mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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