TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
sex in a hospital.. check
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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