a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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