Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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