so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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