But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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