yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
