Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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