Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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