Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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