I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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