if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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