You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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