she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
