Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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