I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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