Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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