You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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