You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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