I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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