I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
