it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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