I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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