WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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