Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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