big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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