Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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