The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
