Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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