let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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