Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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