Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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