no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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