Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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