I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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