nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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