Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i think im in europe. pls send help
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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