yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
