I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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