Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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