so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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