I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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