So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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