Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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