I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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