Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
