we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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