This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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