I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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