do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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