Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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