wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
