I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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