i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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